rock and roll pilgrimage

I was in the UK last week and had the opportunity to spend a Saturday in London. Abbey Road Studios was, of course, my first stop. Checking this off my bucket list. More to come from London...

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dinobots for my hands

Don't have very much time to expound on this, but I've never made it through a holiday season since I began using the internets without poking around eBay for these guys:

• Grimlock
• Slag
• Snarl
• Swoop
• Sludge

It's time to stop searching and actually do some receiving/buying/stealing. Coincidentally, my very first blog post had a Transformers reference. I am, if nothing else, a consistent bloke. Why are they categorized in apparel? Because I'm going to wear these guys on my hands.

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camper industrial boots for my barking dogs

Editor's note: There are times when Blogger doesn't do what I want it to do. For instance, this ridiculously large and ugly font. Shame on you Blogspot, please find this post and rectify it.

After a day of rest (decreed by the good Lord), I'm back to continue our countdown to a shiny and material Christmas.

What else could perfectly complement my business trip to the UK this week than to pamper my feet with a pair of British-made boots?

I'm generally not a fan of shoe laces, so the Camper Industrial ankle boots just barely make the grade. But I'm a fan of the urban nature of this pair; they offer a grittiness not found in some of Camper's more whimsical lines.

I hope I don't run into a Camper store in London.

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burberry check skinny tie(s) for my neck

More gift ideas.

Burberry ties are nothing new. I actually pilfered one on eBay for a cool $35 a couple of years ago (yes, it's a genuine make). But I only recently discovered that Burberry offers a chic line of skinny ties. It's a desirable marriage of their traditional branding and contemporary styling. Who knows when skinny ties will go by the wayside again - it's taken decades to make its triumphant return, but these ties in particular may be able to stand the test of time and endure the wrong side of the cycle when we devolve back to its thick, clumsy and evil twin brother.

For the wintry months, I prefer these bolder, darker colors. And then for the warmer seasons, great to follow up with some of the lighter pastels, including the ubiquitous tartan pattern (but keep it thin). And when I say "prefer" I really mean "plan to buy".

There are some nay-sayers out there who might tell you that a $150 tie is a ridiculous amount to pay for an accessory with no functionality. I have no rebuttal; they are right. But if wearing a Burberry skinny tie is wrong, I just never want to be right.

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victorinox montreal wallet (swiss army) for my bottom

Christmas gift idea #3. Now, I want to make one thing clear while I spend the better part of this month sharing cool guy accessories. I'm going to own all of these specific items at some point, so don't actually go buy it for somebody who is not a principle contributor of this blog. That's just bad form and entirely unoriginal.

These ideas are meant to be purely inspirational.

Anyway, during my recent visit to Munich Germany, I had a layover in Zurich, Switzerland and couldn't get over how cool the Swiss logo/emblem/insignia is. Even their passports are awesome. So I instantly became an ardent fan of Victorinox (Swiss Army), not to be confused with Wenger, and I'd like to get my hands on just about everything that carries its beautiful emblem.

Thus, I was excited to find that they have an ultra-slim wallet in their Altius 2.0 Collection - the Montreal. The price is very reasonable, and I love how minimalistic it is.

There are only two types of guys in the world - hoarders who collect all kinds of business cards and receipts into their ever-growing wallets and minimalists who aim to have a wallet as thin as possible. There was even a Seinfeld episode that covered this dichotomy. I'm part of the latter fraternity, and one of my life's passions is to continue to reduce my wallet size - until it's invisible and we can all just scan our thumbs for identification and purchasing needs.

But my thumb doesn't have a Swiss logo on it. Shame.

I hear that the Montreal makes for an excellent birthday gift (especially when one's birthday is relatively soon after the Christmas holidays and it doesn't make sense to buy consecutive gifts that empty the checking account).

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oakley kitchen sink backpack

My season's greetings to you continues. Now I'm wondering if I can get through 24 ridiculously frivolous gift ideas right up until our Lord's birth. Should be fun.

Being the (ahem, international) road warrior that I am, I've been really enamored with Oakley's Kitchen Sink backpack since I saw it in an in-flight Delta magazine a few months ago.

While the bag offers a ton of components, I don't think most of us need anything so complex. Its utility is lost in its own usefulness. That doesn't make any sense, and I just confused myself. But that's what makes this bag so fresh; backpacks aren't supposed to be confusing - until NOW.

I mean, look at this thing. It looks more like a weapon than anything else. The bag also appears heavier than anything you might actually store inside of it.

How can you want anything else after digesting these notable features:

The KITCHEN SINKBACKPACK offers every conceivable innovation, from a mobile phone pocket to a padded sleeve that holds a laptop up to 17". The top storage compartment is compression molded to protect eyewear — or use it for a media player and take advantage of the headphone port. Cable zipper pulls let you add a lock to secure the main compartment. The mid-body access flap includes an inner organizer, and a compartment at the bottom has drainage ports for wet or soiled items. You also get plenty of pockets, attachment points and tie downs.

It's a pretty steep price tag for a backpack, but there are some online retailers that offer it for much less than Oakley.

Thanks for stopping by. Why am I so ridiculous?

One random thought du jour: All of these image URLs that I'm posting on my blog, these items or websites will one day be discontinued, and all I'll have to look at are some ugly boxes with a red 'X'. I should think about downloading all of these for posterity.

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timepieces for my wrist

Wow, it's already December. You know what that means, right? Its time to start daydreaming about all of those toys that you've accumulated on your wish list over the course of the calendar year. Am I right? (I'm certainly not wrong)...

Recently, I've grown more infatuated with watches. I stand corrected - I've developed a deeper appreciation for timepieces.

This isn't necessarily a new development - Emmelle has been observant enough over the course of our relationship to recognize my affinity for these useful accessories and has graciously gifted me with a beautiful battery-operated, large-faced Ted Baker watch and a digital Adidas watch (so I could time runners) in the past.

I had gone relatively quiet on the watch front until a recent window shopping venture led us to a luxury watch store. I marveled at the beautifully crafted pieces on display but balked at the alarming prices - all of these particular pieces ranged from $1,500 - $15,000 (and I'm sure there were more expensive watches that I missed or simply ignored because my subconscious rejected them). Before we left, one of the sales associates noticed that I was staring at the IWC display. Before I had a chance to kindly decline, she rested a $15K piece on my left wrist. In that instant, I straightened my posture and stood taller, I felt my face grow more handsome than it normally is (crazy right?!), I just simply felt better as a person. The IWC time piece, from their Portugese collection, appeared right at home on my wrist. I felt sad for her as she was placed back into the display case. I'll save you!

Why watches? Well, for one thing, they are a tantalizing feast to the eyes, so pleasing to look at. I also appreciate the precision and fastidious care that goes into constructing each intricate piece. You may not know this, but Swiss-made watches and Emmelle are comparable in their accuracy and precision. Wearing a fine watch is akin to wearing Emmelle on my wrist.

Since that fateful meeting with the IWC piece, I've spent several hours combing various Swiss makers' websites in search of an attractive and affordable timepiece with automatic movement. I also tried on a great looking Mont Blanc chronograph, but again, priced too high for a relatively new time piece aficionado such as myself. Unfortunately, one can only stare at ridiculously high price tags for so long before growing numb to four and five digit price points.

In a more recent trip to the mall, I had to convince myself not to pick up a $400+ watch to "tide me over" while continuing the search with Emmelle for a nicer piece that's suited for this soon-to-be-married man about town. This after I had just had a conversation with Super Dano about not being able to ever justify a watch purchase greater than $500. Silly, naive me.

Oh, one more excellent bit of related news. Coincidentally, Emmelle and I have been recently discussing the possibility of augmenting our honeymoon in France with a short stay in Switzerland. I hope she likes watch museums. She's the best.

Ties and watches. My two (material) loves, along with a bunch of other stuff. I'm just a simple boy who covets fine craftsmanship waiting for those finely crafted items to be given to me. Thanks for stopping by.

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