Tuesday, April 28, 2009

canadia - part 2 (montreal)



"Paris without the jet lag." Bonjour! Emmelle (French spelling of ML) and I traveled by train from Toronto to Montreal for the second half of our Canadian vacation a couple of weeks ago. You can read Emmelle's detailed take here. My own mishmash of observations:

Montreal is the place to be in eastern Canadia, scratch that, probably all of Canadia. It's a charming city rooted in Canadian history and soaked in French culture.  "Rugged elegance" is how I would describe the mental still frames of its landscape, buildings, and people. The city has masterfully married the traditions and architecture of the past (cobblestone streets, beautiful basilicas) and the bright lights of modern big city life. All of these factors add up to a city and region that is neither Canadian nor French; it's something entirely unique - Quebec. Great food, fun atmosphere, pleasant people. We really loved this place.


Mont Royal.

Quebec like Texas. Leading up to the trip, we had read about the separatist movement that has existed in Quebec for years. After four days of passive ethnographic observation, GreensandBrowns officially endorses the secession movement. French is the primary language and the young people receive a consistent dosage of pop culture, music, and fashion from France. Even generations later, the people appear more "European" than elsewhere in North America, a likely result of homogeneous mixing within this region. Northern cities like Quebec City, we were told, are even more "French". Can this really be considered Canadian?

(On top of that, I would like to declare my full support of Texas leaving the US. Let's also give the Bible Belt an autonomous state (even if they don't want it). I also propose American colonization of British Columbia (Vancouver) in exchange for Montana and the Dakotas. Let's get rid of Arizona altogether.)


Notre Dame Basilica.

Gregory Jones. I'll conclude this entry by going back to the beginning. 

On our five hour train ride to Montreal, we sat next to a friendly Canadian called Greg. We first met him prior to boarding, and Greg mentioned that this was his first trip to Montreal. He was obviously not a novice traveler however as he carried a heavy duty backpack and wore worn hiking boots. On the train, he revealed that he recently completed a six month backpacking trip through Central America and parts of South America. He would be spending a few more weeks traveling through Canada until reaching Vancouver to spend the rest of the summer at an archaeological dig. He told us his name was Greg, but I think it might have been Dr. Henry Jones, Jr. (sans fedora and whip).

We are probably around the same age. But Young Indy most likely has visited more countries and experienced more cultures than I will in my life's entirety. I envy this, in a healthy way. I have the utmost admiration for life-long travelers. They have seen more colors, experienced more behaviors, immersed themselves in more histories. In my non-humble opinion, guys like Young Indy have a more holistic image of humanity, a better understanding of man's relationship with the earth.

My social constructs mandate life objectives that conflict with Young Indy's capricious lifestyle - stable job and income, stable living situation, a keen eye on making sure present decisions don't compromise future plans (basically the never-ending paper chase). While I suffer through intermittent bouts of wanderlust, they are always deflated by a laundry list of responsibilities. Why can't Emelle and I just take off to some exotic beach, sustained by blue collar work and replenished by an island sun? We can't...because we can't.

But we can weave these temporary excursions tighter into our lives. 

Traveling should be a responsibility in itself. I am calling upon myself to experience something more than the comfortable confines of home. The days may be long, but the years are short. And they grow shorter. With Emelle's fingers firmly intertwined in mine, we move forward towards our next adventure.

Merci.


Chocolate soup.

Cuisine: bone marrow, poutine (french fries, cheese curd, and gravy), mash potatoes with caviar

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Monday, April 20, 2009

canadia - part 1 (toronto)


I abstained from writing during a recent vacation to Toronto and Montreal to offer a complete thought rather than a stream of incoherent babble throughout the trip (a la Twitter and FaceBook updates).

ML and I flew to Toronto on Saturday, the 11th and returned the following Friday from Montreal. I’m not sure if we’ll be able to follow a self-imposed decree that mandates one international sojourn each year, but we have complied two consecutive years. Our Canadia journey proceeds vacationing in the Maya Riviera in March 2008. We plan to leave this continent some day. Some day…

We settled on eastern Canadia, splitting time between Toronto to visit HoJo and Montreal to get a flavor of western Europe without actually flying there. My one regret is that we spent too much time in Toronto (sorry HoJo), losing out on an opportunity to do a day trip to Quebec City. Ultimately, Toronto feels like any other major American city except for the fact that I wanted to pull aside everyone we encountered and ask, “Do you realize that you are Canadian?”

We had a lay over at JFK before reaching our first destination Saturday night. While en route to the hotel, ML ruefully announces that she has misplaced her passport. I assure her that she must have transferred it into her main luggage, nestled safely in the underbelly of the moving shuttle bus. ML is not convinced and appears a bit frantic, attempting in vain to hide the alarm that has now settled upon her face. I, on the other hand, am much more confident that her passport is secured in one of her bags. I felt this way because ML is the least forgetful, least absent-minded person I have ever met in my life. Apparently, Canadian ML is American ML’s doppelganger. 

Canadia: 1, GreensandBrowns: 0

We scurry into the hotel lobby and rummage through her bags. Nothing. Her passport is gone. Mild concern quickly replaces first night excitement. We talk to a few people in the hotel and are instructed to file a police report. After unloading our bags, we make our way to the nearest Toronto police department. I am excited to meet the Mounties and pet their horses. We arrive; they are not Mounties. We waste our time filing a report that will make no impact on retrieving ML's passport. While the officer (not sure that they were actual cops as much as just hired administrative help) jots down relevant information, another "cop" begins to tell me about her brother that lives in San Francisco. He lives in Diamond Heights. He works for Sales Force on the Embarcadero. He used to live in Los Angeles. He may have worked for Google at one point or another. She is going for her second visit this August…

We leave the station a bit discouraged because Toronto’s finest won’t be able to help us at all. I really feel we need this guy to resolve our issue. Even worse, we are told that we won’t be able to settle the matter at the U.S. Consulate until Tuesday – the day we leave for Montreal – because Monday is a holiday. Which holiday you ask? You silly American. Easter Monday, of course. This makes perfect sense to me. I look forward to The Day After New Year's Day next year. 

I read online that an emergency passport can be processed and created within 24 hours; everyone we talk to estimates a week or longer. ML acquiesces to an unfortunate fate and mentally makes plans to take the BAR exam in Canadia. 


Being the great Catholics that we are, we cabbed to University of Toronto’s Newman Center to celebrate Easter Vigil mass and catch up with HoJo (Here is a good story about Hojo's calm demeanor - I call him prior to us walking to the police station and tell him that we may be late to mass because of the lost passport. I expect sympathy and some concern or shock. I get this: "OK. Well, you want to get there early if you want a seat. It will be crowded tonight..."). 

We endure the longest mass of all-time. The risen Lord would probably have wanted to take a cigarette break during this thing. Holy crap. I remain focused enough to lift up an earnest prayer to my Maker:

  1. For an overlooked pocket in ML's luggage containing the passport (scratch this, this is too selfish)
  2. For easy retrieval of ML's passport, preferably by way of a friendly Canadian Samaritan who will walk up to us and say, "I believe this belongs to you, eh." (scratch this, this is asking too much)
  3. For ML, that she may dutifully accept her new life in Canadia (scratch this as well)
  4. God's Will (ok, this will work)

Mass mercifully ends. (Did I mention that I am a great Catholic?) We finally meet up with HoJo and head with him and his people to a 24 hour pasta joint (It is past 2am by this point). I am eager to try some indigenous beer but am denied due to the late hour. I tell our server that it’s ok, “It’s only 11:30 in California.” She does not have a sense of humor. 

Canadia: 2, GreensandBrowns: 0

On our drive home, ML comments that homeless people are not prominent like in San Francisco. Unwilling to concede anything to the United States, HoJo corrects her and proudly claims there are plenty of homeless people in Toronto. We stop at a red light and HoJo points at a man lying underneath a blue tarp on the sidewalk, trying in vain to keep warm from the cold. HoJo points at the homeless man and says, “See, there is a homeless man.”

Canadia: 3, GreensandBrowns: 0

The next day, HoJo picks us up at our hotel room and we begin a tour of the Greater Toronto Area. As we drive through various boroughs and districts, HoJo informs us of its history and the type of people that reside in each respective area. HoJo returned to his motherland a couple of years ago to commence a career as a real estate investor. He spent the better part of two days teaching us about the up and coming neighbourhoods in Toronto. I couldn't help but think he was just driving through various areas for his own research.

We eat lunch in Greek Town at a spot called Mega (This reminds me of a joke that a high school kid told me when I used to teach Sunday School - "What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass" - we called him Mega from that day forward). HoJo tells us about the various ethnic ghettos that are established in Toronto. He wonders out loud why “Jew Town” or “Little Israeli” has yet to be officially recognized by the city. Jew Town.

HoJo: 1, Jews: 0

The day passes fairly quickly. Thus far, ML has been a really good sport about losing her passport and being forced to live out the rest of her days in Canadia. 

We get back to the hotel and conduct a second barrage of phone calls to contact numbers we uncover on the internets. Lo and behold, the airport has a hold of her passport; she must have dropped it at some point after we passed through customs. Praise the risen Savior! 

We dart to the airport and ask a woman at the information booth where to go for a lost and found passport. She asks us if it is a Kenyan passport. Huh? Kenyan. Perhaps we should be thankful for her not assuming we are missing a Chinese or Japanese passport. ML politely explains it's a U.S. one. 

We reclaim the Precious.

Canadia: 3, GreensandBrowns: 1

There were other memorable happenings during the Toronto leg of our trip that have been carefully stored in photographs and memories. Thanks to HoJo for taking so much time out of his busy schedule (even hanging out with us on Easter Monday) and being such a terrific guide. See you in October!

Cuisine: Caribou pot pie (above), Greek style quail, East Indian style roti (ask me about this please!)

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Monday, April 6, 2009

where the wild things are

Dude! How freaking cool is this? Where The Wild Things Are, everyone's favorite read in kindergarten (first grade?) hits the big screen later this year. 

My initial skepticism was assuaged after learning that Spike Jonze directs the mystical world of our childhood adoration. Plus, I am a sucker for movie trailers and these frames appear to cradle the imaginative energy that captivated us in the first place.

It's funny how you can articulate childhood wonderment as a cognitive adult. I couldn't articulate my affection for this tale when it was at its most relevant in my life. But now I can. Looking back, the story possessed the greatest of possibilities for me; its pages rivaled the limits of my own imagination. I can't recall how many sleepless nights I longed to be that kid clothed in the white onesie with the pointy ears and tail. He represented an escapism that could not be identified by a child. His friends and adventures depicted a boundless world that I could somehow discover...somehow...

Ultimately, the print to film adaptation demands a small forfeit of imagination. The moving pictures and sounds don't leave any interpretation for how the boy's new found friends lurk and speak. That's why kids should read the book first before watching the movie. And that's why this is one of those seminal stories that we'll be sharing with our own kids, hopefully long before they get their paws on the movie (I won't say DVD because there will be a different format in a few years). 

For those who have read Where The Wild Things Are, there is nothing that can sully its lasting memory.

I really can't wait for this.



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Sunday, April 5, 2009

D.O.G. makes an appearance

The Pinkberry obsession is not limited to the human species. ML captured D.O.G. (pronounced "Doe-gee") completely fixated on the creamy delight, so much so that his eyes reflected the fruit toppings (at least according to the camera).

It's important to exercise dominance over inferior species, especially unruly pomeranians. 



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